Aetoss to be deployed at Mt Hyjal!

Stormwind officials confirmed that Sir Aetoss Broadshield is being deployed to Mt Hyjal to combat Deathwing and his forces. We got an exclusive interview with the famed paladin before he departed through the portal leading to Night Elf territory:

Interviewer: Thank you for granting this interview, Sir Aetoss. It's truly an honor to be in your presence. Knowing that you are joining our forces at Hyjal will surely provide peace of mind to many throughout Azeroth.

Sir Aetoss: The pleasure is all mine - this will be on the front page, yes?

Interviewer: Of course! People will want to know that Azeroth's champion is going to save the day!

Sir Aetoss: (laughs) Indeed, this Dartwing fellow doesn't stand a chance! I've killed countless dragons in my time, why I killed several dozen in Redridge alone!

Interviewer: Hearing your confidence going into this battle with “Deathwing" will undoubtedly be reassuring to our readers. I can only imagine how many dragons you've felled in your countless adventures! (laughs) To be clear though - when you mention slaying dragons in Redridge you aren't referring to those puny dragon whelps, right?

Sir Aetoss: Dragon whelps...? Of course not, that would be ridiculous! I'm, uh, an expert on dragons so I can certainly discern the difference between a dragon whelp and the varieties of hopefully-not-too-much-bigger dragons! (laughs)

Interviewer: That's a relief, because from what I understand Deathwing is the largest dragon witnessed in living memory by a vast margin!

Sir Aetoss: (momentarily appears to be lost in thoughts of nobility and heroism as sweat randomly drenches his forehead) I see... Yes, well... I could use a challenge! Hopefully this Deathwig puts up a good fight! (laughs)

Interviewer: I have no doubt that this will be yet another triumph for you! Well, I've taken much of your time and I'm sure you are eager to bring the fight to Mt Hyjal!

Sir Aetoss: Eager? Oh, yes very eager! Though I think there is something wrong with the portal, they tell me it may take days to fix...

Interviewer: Really? I saw several people go through it during the course of our interview.

Sir Aetoss: Oh... They must have fixed it, that's great news! Well, I suppose I better get going - it has been a pleasure. (Aetoss stands-up and begins walking away)

Interviewer: Sir Aetoss, the portal is actually over there! (points at portal)

Sir Aetoss: Ah, so it is! (laughs) I, uh, got distracted by contemplating which Stormwind orphanage I should donate gold to this month.

Interviewer: Always thinking of others, what a class-act! It does the heart good to know there are heroes like you in the world.

Sir Aetoss: (slowly approaches the portal and pauses in front of it before being pushed through by a Stormwind guard)