Fan Club Subscriber Mail 2022-2024
Dear Aetoss Fan Club Subscriber,
During this season of giving we have been incredibly moved by your ongoing generosity. So moved, in fact, that we wished to bestow upon you the opportunity to give us even more. Mr Aetoss has given this an incredible amount of thought, far more than most mortals could comprehend, and he has decided to create a brand new membership tier in your honor. As you know, you are the sole donator on the envied "Jangular" membership tier. However, Mr Aetoss has now created a brand new tier called "Super Jangular." All that is required is a modest doubling of your current donations to gain this prestigious honor.
In addition, as our gift to you, we will send you a limited edition Aetoss Fan Club shirt - free of charge (excluding shipping)! Marvel at the exquisite craftsmanship of the lettering on the shirt, which certainly wasn't made with a sharpie marker and is nearly free of spelling errors!
We at Aetoss Corp hope that you have a glorious 2025,
-Aetoss Corp
(December 2024)
Dear Aetoss Fan Club Subscriber,
Mr Aetoss, distracted by his infinitely noble thoughts, dropped his sandwich on the ground the other day and found it to be no longer worthy of his refined taste. However, we recognize that the bologna from the sandwich might prove precious to his adoring fans. As our gift to you, we give you this nutritious treat free of charge!
-Aetoss Corp
Author’s Note: The vast majority of newsletter mail is unfortunately lost, but whatever is found will be posted here. Many of the letters were written impromptu in-game and thus were not saved onto external word documents, though some are preserved through screenshots. We at Aetoss Corp recognize the cultural significance of these newsletters and you can rest assured that there are archivists throughout Azeroth scouring for them.