Fan Club Subscriber Mail 2024

Dear Aetoss Fan Club Subscriber,

During this season of giving we have been incredibly moved by your ongoing generosity. So moved, in fact, that we wished to bestow upon you the opportunity to give us even more. Mr Aetoss has given this an incredible amount of thought, far more than most mortals could comprehend, and he has decided to create a brand new membership tier in your honor. As you know, you are the sole donator on the envied "Jangular" membership tier. However, Mr Aetoss has now created a brand new tier called "Super Jangular." All that is required is a modest doubling of your current donations to gain this prestigious honor.

In addition, as our gift to you, we will send you a limited edition Aetoss Fan Club shirt - free of charge (excluding shipping)! Marvel at the exquisite craftsmanship of the lettering on the shirt, which certainly wasn't made with a sharpie marker and is nearly free of spelling errors!

We at Aetoss Corp hope that you have a glorious 2025,

-Aetoss Corp

(December 2024)

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